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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED” “Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump” “You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".

Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.

A term used for face; the fancy way of saying face.

Dude, Shut your fach.

similar to faching!faching!, but not as severe. instead of running, frodo dodo is only jogging, and thus the fachings arent fachinging alot

when i was walking frodo dodo, i heard FACHING

A word used to describe the movement made when in the process of humping or banging. Can be used as a verb.

Dude:Oooh, you are hot! I just want to faching you all night! Girl:I know.

the way midgets and umpa lumpa fuck and mate

mr. and mrs. umpa fached to make little umpa

A simple way of saying "in your face"

I told you that chick was a man, FACHE!