A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo. Better homes and garden Cosmopolitan People magazine Entertainment Weekly or any gay porn mag.
I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.