A fork of Rural Dictionary
The first in a long line of "Fakes." Not "fake" due to personality or attitude persay, merely "fake" because he was the second JD to join a group of friends. May have a fondness for television, leather loveseats, anime, wine, and other hipsters.
"I love Fake D, but he is melting into the couch again!" "I would like to introduce you guys to my friends Joe and Fake Joe"
1. (n) a term for someone with a short attention span that does not have a mental or learning disorder such ass ADD or ADHD
I can't focus on this homework. I must have fake-d-d or something.