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fart nugget

when you pass gas and shit comes out

"Aww man theres a fart nugget in my pants i shouldn't have pushed so hard."

fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"

Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.

by Mic August 06, 2004

fart nugget

name for those kids that smell like shit 24/7

dude1~dude, wut a fartnugget. dude2~seriously...

by my@sshurtz October 08, 2003

fart nugget

an insult toward someone, when you would prefer to not swear.

"You fart nugget (taking the place of bitch)! You cheated on me with Cindy!

by moonlightalley February 05, 2011

fart nugget

the end product when you laugh so hard that a little poop comes out.

I think, I think I just pooped myself a little. Now that's a fart nugget right there! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by athena2hermes December 14, 2010

fart nugget

the nugget size turds that are blown out of your butt when you fart

that dog over there just made a fart nugget

by tails4u April 28, 2011

fart nugget

a surprising little poop that slips out when pushing a fart too hard! HAHA!

oh look karen,a fart nugget!

by kennedy hay January 23, 2019