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fartz

An annoying n00b that frequents img chat. Most people think he is only 7 years old, which is quite worrying considering some of the crap that he types. Crap at Halo.

Stop being such a fartz.

by loneAzdgari April 11, 2004

fartzed

Adj. A feeling of uncontrollable energy followed by outlandish or crazy behaviors. This can lead to excess talking, laughing and obserd statements that are often BOLD! People who are fartzed are often fun but at most times need assistance in performing lifes daily activities. Basically, you are not yourself.

I'm to fartzed to do anything productive right now, I think I'll start drinking.

by LKJHGHJ February 09, 2007

*~FaRtZ~*

Internet slang used ironically to mock forum posters with immature senses of humour. Originating on somethingawful.com it is now frequently used by other forums, some not understanding the true nature of its origin.

OP: Hay guyz check out this hilarious video! He totally got nailed in the nuts! FP: *~FaRtZ~*

by mmmuffins April 12, 2009

hope..fartz

Solos dream + the whole dsmp🥱‼️ Wake me when i miss😈

“ hope..fartz is best moot

by Helpmewhyamihereineedalife January 07, 2022

hope..fartz

live laugh hope.fartz

still not as good as hope..fartz

by jdhdn December 04, 2021

cum fartz

guys this is

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by CumFartz223 February 10, 2022