Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fasian

"Fake Asian"-- Someone who does not fit traditional Asian stereotypes and fits in more with white ones. Also blasian (black asian).

Olivia Z. is such a fasian; she's not super-grades-obsessed or super-ditzy with Japanese anime notebooks.

by aviva November 06, 2004

fasian

A white man that has eyes like an asian and looks like an asain but is not asian

Wow Adam is one sexy asian!
No he is a fasian!

by the fasian invasion March 04, 2010

fasian

A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.

You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.

by Skyfood April 04, 2009

fasian

a male of asian descent who believes be is the intellectual center of the universe. fasians are overweight, typical of the asian parent's overindulging of their treasured son's every whim. This also contributes to the fasian's percieved intellectual superiority.

origin: eng. fat+asian

Lucy: Man that kid ******* ***** is alwaaaaaays arguing with me in history. What a fasian.
April: yup.

by 'po December 25, 2004

fasian

Fake asian.

Someone who thinks they're asian but they're not.

Often obsessed with anime, manga and/or legend of zelda, and has frequent conversations about these subjects with their fasian friends.

Jon: So I'm watching Hatare Fusakashi Real! the other day and it's this totally R-rated ep where Kiwasako rips her shirt off... man I'm jizzing in my pants just thinking about it.

Amy: Dude... you're such a fasian.

by Xswiffy December 08, 2009

fasian

faux asian or fake asian

Someone who pretends to be asian, but really isn't. Usually an asian obsessed person

Person 1: "Why is jenny being such a fasian?"
Person 2: "I dunno, first she starts claiming she's from asia, then she got that hair cut like them asian girls do."

by Draconia October 17, 2008

fasian

A fake Asian. Different from a wannabe Asian. The first one you're asian without trying and in the second one you try to be asian.

I have so many asian friends I've turned fasian

by Awahi August 22, 2004