A fork of Rural Dictionary
to put a thing on a thing and use another thing to keep the thing on the thing
fasten your seatbelts
To kick someone's ass. Beat them down.
If you play yourself, ima fasten you up.
A wonder and acute interest in nails, screws, and staples.
Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.