A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adj. - Obese to such an extent that the folds of one's flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench.
Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!
pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.
I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!
A grotesquely fat person who farts alot
Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore
Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.
Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.