A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day where u sit and watch netflix all day also because its my birthday bitches
hey its feburary 1st im watching netflix day and thinking about the bitches birthday
This day is for the more superior. People with a birthday on this day are amazing and doing great in life. Its also national steal a hoodie day! Go get that mans/womans hoodie!
"Its feburary 1st you know what that means!" *steals hoodie*
only for big booty bitches
its February 1st its big booty bitch day
Feburary 1st means its a day to worship big butts
seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.
kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know