A fork of Rural Dictionary
Curligion that has taken out christians in battle several times. Founded by a homeless chicken nugget
Fef is awesome
To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.
"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!" "His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."
To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone. Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.
"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?" "I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."