A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pregnancy as the result of large quantities of alcohol.
Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom. After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.
A capitalism shit to grow fake food
"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?" "You mean fertiliser?"