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The plural of the word "face".

"one mouse, two mice. Therefore: one face, two fice."

The ultimate obliteration of ones wrist.

I will go fice myself, for my life sucks.

The word fice is an abbreviation of the term f***ing nice.

Hey man, where dat jacket from?
From that thrift shop down the road!
Its hella fice!

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Dude, it's some fice ass weather out there!

A robot high-five.

"Yeah, 001010010111101, I went to fice him but he totally went for a 01001 fist bump instead..."

The art of going to the corner of Berkeley St and St James Ave in Boston and indulging in $2, 21 oz PBR's

SASSTO: Hey Dunny, you ficing tonight?
DUNNY: Oh yeah I can't wait to get hammered off of 10 bucks!
KIRTAN: Yitadee!

Fake ice, like the kind used in a play or the water-filled plastic cubes bought for decoration in a drink.

Sam: Hey! Its amazing how that ice doesnt ever melt...

Brian: That's cause its fice you idiot...

A small silent fart.

Yukk what's that smell?" "Sorry mate, I farted." "But I didn't hear anything?" "Cause it was a Fice!" "Mate thats mank.