A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used in place of or in conjunction with fuck. origin: Fiddlers fuck.
1. I dont give a fiddlers fuck 2. Drop a glass "fiddlers" or "fids"
rooting from Ron White's stand up phrase, "I don't give a fiddler's fuck!" A way to say "I don't give a fuck" in public or mixed company.
(at a family dinner) cousin 1: Do you want wheat bread or white bread, cuz? cousin 2: Fiddlers! Thanks for this amazing meal Grandma!
Derived from the word and meaning "diddler", one who goes great length to pursue girls who are usually younger than he is. Fiddlers are usually older male high school students looking to hit on freshman/sophomore females by involving themselves in their activities, no matter how misplaced they are (e.g instructor/co-ed varsity teams/yoga lessons/easier classes).
Man, Vytas is such as fiddler for coaching the junior girls volleyball team.
The country version of a violinist that doesn't like classical music, but enjoys playing hoedowns (breakdowns) and fiddle waltzes. Found all throughout classic country, bluegrass, and modern country music. Also referred to as fiddle players
Natalie is going to be the fiddler at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville Tennessee someday.
A term to describe a nonce with ginger hair whose eye look in different directions
"Hey look there's fiddler!" "With ginger hair and bad eye sight"
When a women licks the side of a shlong as if she was playing the fiddle.
"I really want to bang Amanda, I hear she is stupendous as the fiddler."