A fork of Rural Dictionary
the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
To figgy is to make a claim on something.
'Figgy the last piece of cake' or 'Figgy not carrying the bag' meaning 'I have laid claim to the last piece of cake'
For use as a noun, verb, or adj; it can stand for anything. If it sounds like it will fit a situation, it does.
There's figgy everywhere!! That was a figgy-fail. He figgied all over her face. He's getting his figgy on. He whipped his figgy out.