A fork of Rural Dictionary
A garbled, pidgin blend of American English, the Constitution, miscellaneous cherry-picked bible quotes, and frothing, paranoid ranting denoted by random use of capitalization and punctuation; usually the result of a brainfukt sovereign citizen.
Those bird sanctuary occupiers are spewing a lot of finicum lately.
(v). To effectively choose to be executed by police officers, usually accomplished by attempting to go for a weapon when multiple officers have guns trained on you.
I could not bring myself to become an hero, so I started a traffic dispute where the police showed up and I just finicum'ed and got shot up.
To kill one's self via purposely aggravating or threatening law enforcement officials; suicide by cop. Named for the far-right domestic terrorist Robert Finicum, alias "LaVoy," who was killed by Oregon law enforcement after attempting to evade arrest and while reaching for a sidearm.
That dumb honkey just pulled a finicum!
Rather than surrender, the perp walked into a hail of police bullets resulting in finicum.
(n) The last little spurt that dribbles out after an orgasm; the opposite of precum; any insignificant or impotent finish to a noisy but unproductive pleasure.. (v) To try to draw a gun while multiple police officers are point weapons at you and telling you to surrender; to commit suicide by cop in an especially showy and stupid way; to do something pointlessly self-destructive out of a toxic mix of rage, arrogance and stupidity. Named after LeVoy Finicum, who set the standard.
(n) The Bundy Gang's orgy of self-stimulation ended with a little finicum in the snow. (v) If you see red lights flashing in your mirror, don't finicum youself by doing anything stupid; just turn on your recorder, do as you are told, and if necessary, sue later.