A fork of Rural Dictionary
That person who acts like they are smart and cool to everyone but when you get to know them, they are an extremely toxic person
Unknowing person: Finnegan is so cool! I want to get to know him!
Friend of the Finnegan: Oh trust me, you don't want to get close to Finnegan.
finnegan is a one of a kind person. she is always happy, kind, nice, and gorgeous. she is the prettiest person you will ever meet. she can get boys like pennys in the streets. she makes boys get the weird tingle feeling in there pants. she has dirty blonde hair and can take dick. she is the prettiest, perfect girl you will ever meet. if you find one make the smart choice and keep her.
finnegan is so hot. she made your dick grow, ohh was her name finnegan
an ungodly person who is excessively proud of her new orleanian background;
talented only in the areas of interpretive dancing and lying;
usually has an unhealthy obsession with anorexic college boys;
often sighted grabbing donuts from unsuspecting children
"i heard that finnegan let a jan put a tatoo of a fleur de lis on her ass"
"what a fuckin finnegan"
Generally cool dude
Good at shit but don't brag
Kind of a nerd sometimes ( most of the time)
Never says yes or no just 'sure'
got a big family
"I wish I was a Finnegan"
"Me too he's so cool"
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An absolute unit of a man women and men look at him and think "Jesus Christ he's hot" he is a sex god and he will always be a model of a perfect human
Person one "Jesus I want to be just like him"
Person two "maybe one day you can be like Finnegan"