Country Dictionary

an mixture of a fish and a bird

Who is that fish-bird like person? Thats a fird.

an fugly ass girl who resembles both a dirty ass bird and a fish.

omg theres fird girl! She's so fuckin nasty.

redneck term for a ford truck.

troy: hey man nice truck! wilbur: yurp, 'course tis sa fird.

Foreign Interest Rate Differential, calculated at an annualized rate using the formula FIRD=100*((f/s)^(1/d)-1), where f and s are the forward and spot rate, and d is the forward time in years.

Damn b, that FIRD is gettin all up in my arbitrage.

A word that a dip shit airsoft company uses to describe your place on the phone holdup. Doesn't clarify if your first or third in line on the phone.

You are fird in line.

Wise

Jake didn't want to study for exams, but knew it wasn't fird to do so.

The Grammatical person, more commonly used in narrative than conversation; the act of changing from first person (I) to third (he, she, it)...

I looked around me, wondering where I was, she had never seen anything this magnificent before, she was stunned. Fird Person