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firehole

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations

"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."

by joe_hole July 08, 2005

firehole

firey sensation you get in your butthole when diarrhea "comes knockin'"

I shouldnt have eaten that burrito, now i have firehole. D:

by dfgasdfvbfdb July 06, 2009

firehole

Is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole. You know you have had firehole before if you have ever felt the need to sit in ice water after or during a hot dump. Firehole can be bad and will force you to take small breaks between turds so your butthole can cool off.

Man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning.

by jwatkins936 November 13, 2013

firehole

A hole punched in the firewall of your enterprise network.

Geek #1: "Now that we have a firehole, we can access Urban Dictionary! W00t!" Geek #2: "...or porn."

by v0rtex April 19, 2011

firehole

when you eat something extremely hot and you wake up the next day and take a shit that burns your butt hole.

dude last night i ate some mexican food and woke up today only to firehole all over the inside of my toilet .

by potato_army!!!! November 17, 2015

fireholer

When you are taking a shit and you get firehole usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy food. The pain is relieved by the sploosh

"Man I just had a fireholer" "Did you get the sploosh" "No it was like shitting a cactus"

by Brodie Mac October 28, 2007

Firehole

A red haired butt hole.

Casey has a Firehole.

by B Dude March 16, 2016