Country Dictionary

The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

gay oriented meaning.

a gay man says somethings fishy's going on......sounding like something "fissy's" going on

Vagina or Pussy in Danish.

English: Her Fisse is so wet
Danish: hendes fisse er så våd

The act of pissing oneself while farting.

Guy 1: Oh man, I got a crazy one coming.
Guy 2: Oh dude you're about to rip?
Guy 1: Nah never mind man I didn't want to fiss myself so I aborted it.

urban slang for female genitals

Fisse, fisse, fez, fez

The act of kissing while making fart sounds.

“Stop fissing my belly, Kyle”
“I giggle when you fiss me”

A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.

Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?