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one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....

He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home mr fister punched me in the vag

a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.

Pull out the fister and let's get baked.

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

The blister type bubbles you get on your hands from fisting your own anal cavity to often.

"man I wish these fisters would clear up soon. Everyone's going to know I'm a serial arse fister.

A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day. A masturbation addict. The Fap Master. The frustrated Fapist

That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister. Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.