A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of male masturbation. See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"
The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.
The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.
It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.
scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.
The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."