A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person. "flubbing - to find a fold and fuck it" Probably from 'flubber' - flab + blubber
"Oh God! He's off flubbing with that buttertroll from before isn't he?" "He suffocated while attempting to flub her back-tits"
Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.
My god Derek is a flub he would fuck up a brand new cunt the fat bastard.
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did u see the dog goin flubbity flubbity flub flub?
The act that Cubs fan perform on themselves or other Cubs fans around them. Also can be a synonym for masturbation.
After Carolos Zambrano's no hitter in Milwaukee all the Cubs in attendance fans began flubbing themselves.
A socially accepted way to say "fuck".
what the flub are you talking about? i flubbed her hard!
Felling like a fat ugly lump. Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.
“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”