A fork of Rural Dictionary
ugly flying fuck nugget; one who is fugly and continues to be a pain in the ass
A:OMG what did she say about you?
B: She said i like totally slept with her bf and she won't get over the fact that I didn't. It's HER boyfriend that keeps putting the moves on ME!
A: Wow... why doesn't she just let it go? what a Flugget.
The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
Flugget (noun): A derogatory Bengali term originating from Dhaka, used to describe a person who engages in an unnatural, illicit, or sexual act involving a fish, often used to insult or mock someone's character or behavior. The act usually contains taking Seminal fluid up the anal region from the mouth of the fish. Primarily, a pufferfish.
After hearing the ridiculous rumors about him, everyone at school started calling Rajan a flugget, a term that made him an outcast among his friends.