A fork of Rural Dictionary
a hairy pussy that often gets things traped inside it.
that bitches fly trap stole my ring again
A message board or web site set up with the intention of trolling unsuspecting registrants. The reverse of traditional trolling, where the message board is invaded by trolls looking to cause mischief. In the case of a Fly Trap, the targets come to it.
"Hey did you see that message board? What a bunch of idiots! How can people be that stupid? I argued with them for days, and got nowhere!" "Dude, the place is a Fly Trap. You've been trolled."
When you hang from a rope attached to the ceiling in the middle of the room in an attempt to sexually gratify yourself in your lady friend's hair. The victim gets his hand stuck in the woman's hair, and chokes out.
Michael Hutchence, lead singer of INXS was caught in the Fly Trap.
A Vagina that is unwashed, sweaty, salty, odorous, and hairy.
God damn that chick wearing the burka robe smells like pakistani fly trap.
The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing. The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up) Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man 2:WHAT?!?! Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP! Man 2:Ouch...
The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.
While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!