Country Dictionary

fuck off my phone

"texting bae" me : you gay ass bitch my man : fomp with that shit bru

truly popularised by comic artist iharthdarth on livejournal.com verbalising the sound you would hear when Vader falls flat on his face.

Palpatine: 'Walk forth my minion!' Vader: FOMP Palpatine: 'OK yeah, we're going to have to work on that entrance there kiddo.'

Fomp was a 60's term for a large pompadour worn by a man.

Dude was sportin a big ol' fomp.

A loud, heavy footstep to be heard coming from a French woman who lives above a person in a block of flats.

"Why does she have to keep fomping round. Could she not walk quietly?!"

A nickname for your significant other derived from the term "Babestomper".

Ex. Boyfriend: I love you Fomp

Fear of missing phone. Irrational sensation or intense terror and complete dread like the world is ending. Usually followed by a tremendous feeling of relief of finding phone (ROFP)

I had the worst FOMP last night when I noticed my phone wasn't on me. Dude I FOMPing hard here. My roid is gone!

fomping is when a girl stands on her head while pooping and lets it run into her vagina, and then proceeds to have intercourse. i had to make up a definition for this word because pornolize.com uses it, and neither i nor any of my friends have been able to find a definition for it.

i think you can figure it out from the definition...