Country Dictionary

Freak of Nature

Tim is such a fon sometimes!

fon; freak of Nature; person whom is considered a freak by the freakiest of freaks

whats up with that dude? dont worry he's just a fon

A freak of nature; they are closely tied to weird obsessions or behavior.

Stacey was a fon because she had long stringy hair that she never combed or washed.

Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.

Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon i swear that's your fon shut up man

Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.

The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.

FON Stands for Freak Of Nature. Usually used to describe a fool that laughs by themselves in the corner.

'Hahahahaha... Bananas ...hahaha' 'Oh my god, Ben is SUCH a FON, laughing in the corner about bananas!'