Country Dictionary

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday

Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.

Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.

A cute birb which is a cuter Finch birb or canary fonch.

I have two little fonchly fonch birbs which are yellow with beak.

Round orb variation of finches and canaries.

I have a pet fonchly fonch.