A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name of the sound made when you ejaculate across a ceramic drinking jug. Kind of the same sound that hillbillys use when there in the middle of a ho down and one of them is blowing on a jug. But your blowing your load across it.
Danny foonted across the ceramic drinking jug.
The sound that Nerfs gun make when shooting darts
Hey did you know the sound Nef Gun make when you shoot a dart is foont
Verb. lit. throwing - or - to throw. Old Swedish to Bogan Australian, used in sports, child-like behaviourisms and/or cleaning/moving house.
"Stop foonting a fuggen tant babe." "Foont me the remote ay?" "Yes, the 10 metre line, foonting it back to the dummy half, no way through, he punches the ref! What a foont! Yeah, nah,the Broncs loose the ball as usual. Piss off ref."