A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.
Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"
A term used to describe a table game placed with 2 seperate teams kicking a ball such as soccer. This term may be best described as a person living in the southern Floridian border. A person who lives close to swamps, hunts for aligators, and barbecues them for dinner.
Adam Sandler's "The Waterboy". A person with a high pitched voice, who speaks rather fast and interrupts anyone who may be in the middle of a conversation. Someone who thinks women were made by satan. "My boy ain't playin' no FOOZBALL!" "Women are for da' devil!" "Donta la FOOZBALL!" "Man, that Tamara is such a FOOZBALL!"