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Mostly harmless.

A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.

"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.

She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.

A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

The first element used to summon Captain Planet!

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART! Go planet By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!