A fork of Rural Dictionary
some dude who goes down on another dude in a monastery too afraid to become a man in the real world
St. Anthony's Friars
A homie you get along well with. A good friend you are always with, who is a bit of a sidekick, but not entirely.
"What's up friar?" "Not much bro what are we doing later?" "Friar! Let's go!" "Dude, chill, the best part's about to start"
Colloquially known as the 'Friars boy', typically an attendee or ex-attendee of public Carlisle school Austin Friars. Appearance- Thick, ruffled, usually dark hair. Pouty "interesting and moody" facial expression (permanently adhered). Varies between technically-fit taut body and gym obsessive. Ironic and very clever t-shirts. Favours company of the 'younger lady'. For further reference, see tag below of 'UJ'. Vocabulary- Arguably most distinctive feature. Words and phrases such as "safe" "huge" "mong" "beast" "ripped" "destroy" (when referring to intercourse) "radge" "absolute babe" "pussy" and "sweet", as well as profanities, are used repetitively in same sentence in a kind of bark/shout. Call eachother by initials. Gets confusing. Activities- Pumping iron Daring each other to kiss girls The famous "pk"or parkour Bragging (lots of) Despite these examples of behaviour, still manage to somehow be endearing (sometimes) and occasional good company.
What's that guy over there doing? He appears to be daring his friend to kiss that girl, while shouting 'pussy', pouting and running up a wall at the same time" "Friars boy- explains all"
A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.
Check the Friar Portal when you get home
The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown.......... Are they witches and warlocks?
"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"
Literally means 'fucked'. Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.
"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!" "Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"