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a variation of "first" posted to an online comment section to indicate that you were the first to post. the "i" and "r" often are intentionally transposed to convey the typist's haste.

toolbox full of feminine hygiene products: "I was first to comment on this article about oleophobic cell phone screens, yessss! I typed "frist" instead of "first" because I was in a big hurry, get it??"

God, all of humanity, and Bill Frist: "STFU"

Forcing a point of view or an agenda on others simply because you can.

The Republican party is set to begin fristing the courts, the Constitution, and the American people this week.

v. To constantly change one's views on 'hot-button' political issues in order to satisfy the voter contingent. The purpose of this is generally to gain favor for a bid in an important election.

etym. Named after Sen. Bill Frist, who changed his opinion on stem-cell research in order to align more with that of the public's.

A lot of people would retrospectively accuse John Kerry of fristing during the 2004 election campaign.

Fat wrist. When there is no narrowing between the forearm and hand, you have a frist.

I broke my wrist and had surgery! It is so swollen, my friend and I decided I have a frist!

Similar to a 'cankle'. The Frist resides on the arm where the wrist should be. Forearm to hand with no transition.

Jen is so fat, she has fupa, cankles, and frists.

v. fristed, frist·ing, frists
v. tr.
1. To assert ones opinions as fact, based on extremely limited information, esp. in contradiction of others who have first-hand understanding of the facts.

2. To do the above in some official capacity, i.e. testimony in a judicial proceeding or legislative debate.

n.
1. One who has a propensity to do the above, or does so on a hired basis.

"That patient had numerous doctors examine her who all concluded she is brain dead. Don't try to frist me!"

"'Don't worry,' the attorney told the fake accident victim, 'I have a lot of frists I can coun't on to claim you are badly injured.'"

A mystery word that can mean anything when used in the right context.

Guy 1: WATCH IT BUDDY, OR IMA SHOVE MY FRIST UP YOUR ASS!
Guy 2: Um....okee then. What exactly is a frist?

Guy 1: YOU WANNA FIND OUT BITCH?!?
Guy 2: No, not really...sounds kinda gay...