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fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.

I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself. Fuck Apple.

by crungo July 27, 2017

Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.

You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

by A neutral opinion May 26, 2020

fuck apple

Where you fuck an apple in the core and allow the seeds to penetrative your Dickhole

I fucked the apple soo good. The Fuck Apple was great.

by SqirrelsNuts March 11, 2016

DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying" Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 07, 2018

plant it like a fucking apple tree

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

by jacobthreethreethree March 17, 2009

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 08, 2018

Adam's Apple Fuck

The act of fucking a woman's throat after a hole is cut into the neck.

She wouldn't suck me off so I had to adam's apple fuck that bitch.

by ThatAboy February 15, 2009