A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'
Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'
Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'
Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!
Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!
When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle at a party, usually in a side room, and a buddy walks by to use the bathroom or what have you and you high five him mid-stroke.
Hahaha, I just went to take a piss in the bathroom upstairs and gave john a Fucking High Five while he was nailing some nasty slut.
A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!
A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint