A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term one would say in frustration.
george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"
When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.
I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.
Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up
Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one
what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.
John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any? Bob:What? John:He pulled a fuck a cat! Bob:Another victim...
1)To really fuck something up. 2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement
1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example) 2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!" 3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"
Being in charge/ in control
Who's fucking the cat here? I am, so shut up and hold the tail.
The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.
"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!" "What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"