A fork of Rural Dictionary
Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.
Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight? Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!
drunk talk for - Fucking Dumbest
Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks.... Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?" Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass" Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did" Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?" Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"