Country Dictionary

to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.

I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who

"Hey I pour water for my cereal-" "Oh you fucktardis."

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness

this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!

The act of being a fucktard

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

Used to describe someone who behaves like a fucktard.

Elizabeth: gabe was such a fucktard to you. Deb: you're right, I need to meet someone that is less fucktardy