A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unorthordox looking caucasian female, An unattractive white girl
I went to starbucks with the intention of jamming a bunty, but instead saw a fuckty
A way to say "whoopty doo" but with the word "fuck" in it
The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).
Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.
Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…