A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. When you miss hitting the nail with the hammer and end up hitting a finger and leaving a bloody mess. 2. When you seriously injure yourself.
1. "I was hanging a picture the other day, and fumblehammered my thumb. Before this game, I would have just swore. This time I yelled OUENDAAAAN!!! I think it helped more." 2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.