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funions

The good food that tears right through one Mr. Jeffery B Kroner

Girl: "What some funions?" Jeffery Kroner: "No bubba they tear right through me"

by BMBBOIIIISSSS July 10, 2019

funions

when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is

man, i got funions,

by djbenno August 05, 2008

funion

1.the short and easy form of "funny one" 2.dried onion rings. a yummy treat ^__^

1.wow! you are such a funion!! you kept me laughing for 30 minutes straight o.o 2.hey, do you think you could...um ..share those tasty funions?

by mini_paco December 04, 2004

funion

a fried, artificially onion-flavored ring which college students eat when they are stoned and have the munchies.

Hey man, the weed is all gone. Pass the funions.

by Bloody James Vane December 23, 2006

Funion

The act of giving a footjob with feet that have large bunions. Fun with bunions.

"Hey Dave, the other day Sally gave me a cracking funion"

by funionz4lyf April 20, 2015

Funion

Jake Bennett is a funky funion He just went Emma's pussy He a whore He likea to send Emma pictures of his toes flexibility to prove he is strong boy He is bad a being attractive He is very fat he is also a mill livered cod cakes faggot Pls send help he is holding me captive and yelling LATLAT IS A HOE at me my name's not even LATLAT it is SANDGOD!!! ALL HAIL SAND GOD!!!

Yo dude you got some funions No bro that's just jake

by pussyfuxker<33 January 16, 2020

funion

a lump on your finger from writing.

damn. ive got a funion from writing so much!

by blondygirl101 April 13, 2009