Country Dictionary

See fwap. Also see fapping; which is not quite the same thing.

I'm going home for a spot of fwapping. Those aliens have been fwapping half the buildings in Washington and it's got to stop! I spent many a happy hour fwapping Matilda between her thighs.

1. Describes almost accuratly the sound that wanking off makes. 2. the motion your arm makes when wanking off.

Mike: *FWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAP*

Fwap is a slang term for male masturbation. The origin of the word is believed to be onomatopoeic, though may be an acronym (or equally likely, a backronym) for Furiously Wanking At Porn. It is in common usage amongst the b3ta web community.

A; Where's person c B; Oh he went to his room A; Oh fwaping again no doubt

The act of slapping woman/man with a slightly erect cock.

"Hey Sue, you're not done with my BJ. I still need to fwap you across the cheek."

to masturbate, jerk off, hug your horn, etc. etc.

Last night i was talking to this hot chick and fwapping the whole time! I wonder if asexual people enjoy fwapping.

The act of pulling out your pecker and letting it collide with any surface whilst emitting a mild thumping noise

That sumbitch over there has a perfect forehead to fwap my schlong on. Do you think she would like it?

The act of hitting someone in the face with your penis. Derived from the sound it makes.

Woman: I won't be able to make it to your party tonight. Man: *FWAP* Woman:I do belive you hit me with your penis. Man: Yes, I do belive I did.