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g.p.

glass pipe (to smoke out of)

I saw her smokin out of a g.p.

by Shell February 25, 2005

G.P.

An acronym standing for Group Poop. Much like women and their periods, when men begin living together, their poop cycles coordinate. A group poop is when these strapping young whipper-snappers, members of a team, or other cohesive unit, as it were, congregate to poop together in the same facilities. While defecating, they listen to the collective bowel calisthenics and engage in witty banter or bathroom games (i.e. kicking open the stall door/paper towel bombings). Also see P.I.A.G..

"Hey guys, I'm feeling a little vulnerable, can we go take a G.P.? For old time's sake..."

by Spartan Basketball 07-08 February 22, 2008

G.P.

Guaranteed pussy (a girl who u kno gon let u hit any time u want)

she a G.P. so she fuckin mo than 1

by t.j and b.h June 28, 2007

g.p's

g.p's is an acronym which stands for granny panies. and if you don't know what granny panies are than you have two options, #1 look it up on the urban dictionary or #2 go through your grandma's drawers, im 100% you'll find one there!

-yo check out her g.p's they're puffing out of her pants like a parachute! -hey man,i think she's ready to go sky diving!

by michelle phillips December 09, 2007

G.P.

to keep it a secret; on the down low.

Let's keep that note on G.P.

by Amanda October 09, 2003

G.P.S.

A deviced used by those who have no idea where they are, to assist them in going nowhere in particular, using the shortest possible route.

A GPS knows where it is, by subracting where it used to be, from where it isn't.

by jt July 13, 2003

G.P.S.

Ghetto Phone Service.

Hey do you have G.P.S.? No man I dropped that service awhile ago.

by Triplejumpjon November 09, 2011