Country Dictionary

In Texas, they call black people the slang word "garboon"

Hey garboon, get your monkey ass over here!

A garboon is a more specific racist term than words such as "nigger" or "coon". It refers to large black men (or women?) with particularly stereotypically "black" features, the likes of which would be found in a racist portrayal, e.g. enormous lips, wide and flat nose, extreme prognathism. Possible etymologies include the word "baboon" and "Gabon" (an African country) and the fact that the word sounds like some species of ape.

Did you see that garboon with the horizontal vagina of a mouth on his face?

South Texas slang for black males. Thought to be combination of "ne-GAR + "ba-BOON"

"Yo', guard, hey homes, gotta smoke?" "For fucksakes, NO! You garboons ain't smart enough to play with fire"

to covertly sniff a ladies bicycle seat

my tendancy to garboon was growing stronger by the day, I now have to be physically dragged past the local school bike shed.

An ashtray stand. Commonly found in public spaces or semi public spaces as a courtesy to patrons. The top of which is filled with a shallow layer of sand in a tray used to extinguish tobacco butts. Also found within the sand, gum, spit, boogers, matches and other small useless items found at the bottom of trouser pockets.

Father and son are waiting to get hair cut. Son is sitting next to a garboon and begins to play in the sand with his fingers. Father looks at son with disgust and retorts, "Get your hands out-a-tha god-damn garboon!"

small particles of feces caught in anal hair dingleball This was devised by a friend in college.

ow! I got some nasty garboons today.

to steal your buddies chick. cock-blocking

oh shit, he just garbooned your girl. why'd you let him garboon you like that? dont be such a garbooner. stop garbooning my girl man.