A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexiest man to ever grace us with his presence...hes so hot right now
That James kid is quite the Gards!
A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.
"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?" "Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!" Or, if parents are present: "Gard?" "Yup."
The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".
Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...
A Gard is a unit of measuring, commonly mistaken for the name of a person. A Gard is measured at the same weight of 35kg or about 80 pounds. This tool of measurement is useful for larger objects or weight lifting. The measurement derives from a small norwegian person with the same name.
"Yo, how much can you bench?" "About a Gard or two"
Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. A friend who suddenly explodes on you for no reason and isn't your friend anymore. Super annoying. There u have Gard
Gard is stupid