A fork of Rural Dictionary
a penis that resembles garbage
Amber : " He had a garnis! "
Mary : " Tell me you didn't go through with it!? "
Amber : " of course not I ran away!"
It's the stools and fecal remains left in the bowl when someone forgets or chooses not to flush the toilet. It's even better when the stools stand up on end resembling a nice flower bouquet welcoming the next bathroom patron to have a seat.
John smirked at himself as he left his girlfriends house thinking about sweet rotten stank from the bouquet garni floating in her parents master bathroom.
a horny male usually looking for other men to interact for intercourse
a gay friend: im a garny
you: cool