A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).
Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.
N., gar'thing
Any piece of clothing worn about the shoulders in a cape-like manner. Used primarily for purposes of keeping warm, looking superior.
Quoth the aristocrat: "Child! Bring forth my garthing."
Fairly direct with his intentions and in dealing with people. Not one to beat around the bush. Thinks that the truth will set you free no matter how hard it is to hear. Usually associated with music in some form. Very connected with everything because he believes all is connected.
Garth's honesty is brutal, but at least he tells the truth.
1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.
1. have you seen the size of my garth?
2. My god, that's garth.
3. Yeah, he is garth.
is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.
Oh my, garth your so huge!!
Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!