A fork of Rural Dictionary
a tasty mix of milk and gatorade. suggested recipe calls for 2/3 of solution to be gatorade, preferably Glacier Freeze, and 1/3 to be pure milk. in fact, physically squeezing the milk out of the cow, into the gatorade, produces the best results. it tastes quite good, sort of like a blueberry shake, but it is suggested that it is drank in the first two minutes after its production.
Penny: "The gatormilk tastes sour!" Al: "It looks weird..." Johnny: "Quick! You're supposed to drink it in the first two minutes after you mix the gatorade and the milk!" Glenn: "Hurry up and drink the fucking gatormilk!!!" Al: "That tasted like shit!" Norm (from the bathroom): "I have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!" Al: "FUCK!"