A fork of Rural Dictionary
synonym of "cool." Used to describe a person or thing of insane awesomeness. Used once by Ryan Seacrest on American Idol.
"Dude, that was straight gazpacho of you to buy me that drink!"
ive got a big gazpacho. girl: i heard his gazpacho is big as fuck
An incredibly bad player in a video game. The kind of player that forces you to wonder how much the opposing team paid them to be THAT bad. A gazpacho is a true burden to their teammates. A liability. Due to the nature of how bad a gazpacho is anyone with the misfortune of witnessing a gazpacho play will be rendered temporarily paralysed and dumbstruck.
counter-strike "Someone flash long." "CAN I DO IT?" "Ok, don't fuck up. Please, please don't fuck up." *It is imperative that the gazpacho misses the flashbang to secure his title. He "accidentally" blinds his entire team, which is proceeded by spraying his P90 because "I thought I saw a CT before I got blinded!", killing several of his teammates and injuring others.*
Soup Nazis. According to WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Gazpacho Police are now roaming the halls of Congress.
"Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho Police, spying on members of Congress..." complained Greene. A person of her erudition could not possibly have been confusing cold vegetable soup with the Gestapo, Hitler's secret force, tasked with sending people to the concentration camps.
When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho
Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho