A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of mental disease about a cognitive disorder revolving around the sheer refusal to interact. The condition will be typically prominent in things/objects that spend up to an entire daylight's worth of time doing pointless interactions with unpopular forms of media. Results that can be produced from gconsolero may range from; seeing things in the mirror that don't exist, confused gender identification, an odd craving for unpopular media the more that is consumed, digital materialism.
Other less likely symptoms may include: Splitting head aches, blurred vision, uncontrollable sneezing, dysfunctional speech mannerisms, not having the strength to lift both arms in the air for several seconds. No other symptoms are known.
Man 1: "My poor friend might have this condition, I hear it's called gconsolero.."
Man 2: "How can you tell he has gconsolero?"
Man 1: "All he does is stay cooped up in his room and play dead videogames for hours on end. Last time I saw him he was in a maid dress with.. cat ears?"
Man 2: "Yeah, sounds like it's got the gconsoleros.. May take it months or even years to recover."