Country Dictionary

Gebbing is the act of scratching one's anus with a finger. Typically done to determine the amount of feces, sweat, or other slime that has accumulated around one's anus. Also, it feels really fucking good. Of course, if you use toilet paper, then it's no longer gebbing, it's just regular wiping.

My girlfriend wouldn't stop bitching about how I always smell my finger after gebbing.

A word originating from Dumfries, Scotland meaning spectacles.

Liam: "That bird is awfy tidy pal."
Kevin: "Which yin? I've no got my gebs on!"

GEBS means "Giant Elephant Balls". Not many people could be able to have GEBS. The only pair in the world is found on a Shelby Rema. You would have to have some hard skills trying to fit them onto a bus every single morning. Most often GEBS are found on weird young teen girls. There is no way you can get rid of GEBS, you are stuck with them for life. Be proud if you have them!

Leah: HEY GEBNESS !!!
Shelby: HEYY :)
Leah: How's it going GEBS??

Shelby: Good :)

A Geb is someone who begs it so much and sucks up to people for their attention. In fact the word is actually 'BEG' backwords but you say GEB so you can be lowkey and you can secretly tell your friend/mate that someone is begging it without them clocking on

"Look at her man. She's such a geb'

A common word in Yorkshire for glasses
"Gigs" is also commonly used in areas such as Sheffield and Barnsley

Jim: "I can't see the bleedin' thing"
Bob: "Put thy gebs on then. Tha knows thar as blind as a bat wi aart em"

An unit of measurement; exactly 110 pounds.

He weighs about two gebs.

The feeling of pooing.

I'm going to gebs i need to go to the bathroom.